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DAD: What can you do for my daughter? BF: I`d die for her! DAD: I don`t like you. BF: Why? DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. Do your job.

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I love it when someone`s laugh is funnier than the joke. LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU. SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :] i dont know my friends address but i know exactly where their house is! :) When i was little i used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out :) Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him. When I was little .. I used to think that the moon followed my car .. ! Restarting the whole song, because you missed your favourite line! Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it really happened or not. I tend to say "I dont know" when im just too lazy to think.

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"I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!" I don`t have bad handwriting. I have my own Font. "did u get a haircut?" "no it grew shorter" :o Dettol kills 99.9% of germs. That 0.1% germ is a Legend. :] i am not lazy... i am on energy saving mode ;) there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on" & the toast said to the toaster "just gonna stand there and watch me burn" :) Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry Say "Alpha" and "Q", repeat fast. Like if you get it ;) "I didnt do it" ..... "Then why are you laughing?" ..... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius." Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don`t know More..

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