Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

I hate trying to explain really long things over text.

Talking to you is part of my daily routine, without it, I`m sad :(

It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy... It only takes scooby doo 25 minutes.

1, 2, 3, smile! . . . did you take it yet? . . . oh crap its on video.

If you were born in 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998 or 1999! Then like this(:

Restarting the whole song, because you missed your favourite line!

I get mini heart attacks if I don`t feel my phone in my pocket.

i love your make up!... LOL jk it looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola.

"last time we met u were a baby. do u remember me?" umm no i was a baby..

Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it really happened or not.

Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you ;)

My alarm clock is jealous of the relationship i have with my bed.

I don`t have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.

Running really fast through a dark room so nothing will kill you ..!

When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.

"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" ... "Yeah cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers"

I Wish I Had A Theme Song That Played Whenever I Did Something Awesome :]

"did u get a haircut?" "no it grew shorter" :o

LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel