Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isnt a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. Do your job.